You've Got the AVATAR in Me.

Dedicated to my first follower. You know who you are. 

Okay, let’s cut to the chase. I just can't get over the fact that 90210 actually used this plot and moreover, what a freak Naomi made out of herself. It was a pleasure to watch, her zoomed-in eyes practically hypnotized me. BUT YES, it was good to see 90210 go at something outrageous, haven't seen that in a while. I'll admit, that hefty tail getting stuck in between the doors was undoubtedly HILARIOUS. Clark humiliation will always be classic. BTW, I thought this hookup was going to ruin your reputations. Making out in public? Yeah, not the best  idea ever...Sorry if you didn't know, we have cameras in our phones these days. 

The naughty and nerdy high school girl act was a must-see Naomi performance. Who'd ever thought she'd been seen in the school library? I guess there's a first time for everything. 

Naomi also went back to her old ways with the infamous trench coat.  Too bad it didn't work on Max like it did with Liam. That scene, was just BAM...hit me like a boomerang. 

Her shenanigans had us quite entertained, wouldn't you say?  

And that scene with each of the cliques walking down the school hallway....oh it made me feel like I was watching Mean Girls. Let the high school games begin! The cool queens vs. the nerd kings! 

You know they say never to mix business and friends? Dixon should have taken that advice. Mr. Shirazi? Go get my Ferrari cleaned? OH PLEASE, Navid was acting more like a corporate CEO than the 17-year old teenager he is, starting a new business. Get real. 

Looks like Mr. Shirazi has got it bad this year. First his dad, then a cheater, and now this bromance with Dixon isn't looking so hot.

So...Since when do legit rap stars get their own cars [lambo] cleaned? The economic recession IS hitting everyone bad. Funny how Dixon happens to find him alone, and then impresses him enough to shoot the next DOG music video at Shirazi's. I guess the Dixon charm still does go on. 

Well I just rolled my eyes too and went along for the ride. Love the new song btw. 

Ivy's wastedness just doens't get any better. I'd like to see more of those 540's. We're finally getting our  chilled-out carefree dude back.  Girl's got some sick skateboarding skills too. I'm kind of liking her and Raj. His cancer revelation did have some impact and depth. Let's see where this takes her character. 

AND WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...

Oh the satisfaction of bittersweet revenge... is just never enough. You've put on quite the show for the last couple weeks, haven't you Emily? Show's finally over and done. DAMN RIGHT, Beverly Hills isn't the place for you. You thought that now that the play has ended, it's the right time for you to leave? Got that right, lights out. Exit stage, to the right (all the way to Arkansas). 

Oh and don't worry, the flowers didn't cost the gals a fortune. It actually came PRETTY cheap, just like you. 

Liam and Annie scoring some points together for payback? BEST SCHEME EVER. Oscars to you two for your wonderful performance. You had me fooled. Liam saying, "Actually, we set you up", was just absolutely golden and Emily's expression was....priceless. While she was pouring down tears of sadness, I was crying tears of joy. 

And don't worry Deb, you don't have to be too heartbroken about Emily leaving...if your that eager, I'm sure you'll find another thing to destroy your daughter's life.

It's alright, we won't miss you Emily. Annie my girl, it is a real shame, hahaha. Notice the sarcasm in her voice? She is my new role model.  

90210 did give us a pretty darn satisfying week (except for, where in the world was Teddy?). I'm happy they're leaving us on this note. Can't wait to see what happens in Baja Mexico...it's going to be a smokin' hot spring break.