So, we started out a little mellow. Nice to see the guys hanging out, playing pool, doing their thang. EXCEPT, that little awkward encounter with our friend Teddy here. I mean, just cuz he’s gay doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to go watch a girl’s volleyball game, right? PLEASE.
Besides, where’s the sexy little soccer player? Too bad Marco wasn’t at the Mandate. Or was he?
GOSH, Dixon and Navid’s moves probably scared him off. What is heaven’s name did they think they were doing? Are you sure Teddy’s the gay one. I’m really starting to have second doubts.
NEW FLASH GUYS: Heading to the Mandate will DEFINITELY not be helping business at Shirazi Studios 2.0
T’was quite pleasant to see Liam and Teddy have a little heart to heart (now that I think about it, probably the only one they’re ever going to have unless Liam soon turns gay too. OKAY, let’s pray that doesn’t EVER happen.)
YO! Silver/Navid, I don’t think Ade a little puppy you can just distract with a reality TV SHOW, come on (although she did used to own one, what happened to Beyonce?) I think it’s gonna take a little more to get that __________ out of the way. But The Hills meet The Kardashians, really? What has our world come to.
Yeah Navid, you totally want Ade to be just happy. Famous last words of the cheater, nothing else to be said. AND, Silver..if you thought Ade was already a pain in the rear end, wait and see now. Your life is about to become a living hell. Guess not wearing earrings didn’t dodge this damned bullet.
NAOMI, a hot guys calendar is one of the GENIUS (okay, more like RIDICULOUS) ideas you’ve come up with. But because it’s you, let’s not be amazed. HEY, if it gets the people in Africa water, s’all good. Whatever floats your boat and gets you into CU right? We all know there’s no other way to get erased off that waiting list. I mean haven’t you already tried pretending that you care about the environment (which made you wear sweats), dating the dean’s son, then finally caught cheating on him by his mom with his roommate. WHAT A DIVA. Girlfriend, you just got rejected by a nerd? I wonder how far she’s gonna go for that? Guess he really didn't go GAGA for her.
And that brings us to IVY. It was TOTALLY awesome duuude, getting to see her all wasted and with an Indian guy? EVEN BETTER. How random is that, cuz Indians are THE people that usually get wasted and high. Mom steals your pot, so we go with medical marijuana? SMART GIRL, I mean Laurel did tell her to go see a therapist, right? Watchin cartoons, gettin cookies stlen, watchin jets take off above our heads is the LIFE. It doesn’t get any better. Except with Dixon. AWKWARD MOMENT. Give up already, boy has moved on.
AND NOW, to actually what this episode what about. Finally, 90210 decided to show Annie and Liam together for a complete min, kudos to them.
OMFGOMFGOMFG, Emily Bradford. I don’t even know where to start. I GUESS I COULD NAME YOU THE NEW . First you lie to all of her friends about being shallow and superficial, are you sure you’re not talking about yourself? PSHHH, says the girl who is a fake brunette. Then ACCIDENTALLY, bumping into Liam in the hallways, just to say you are the poor little Emily you are. SERIOUSLY, CUT THE BS OUT. Next thing you know, you’re allergic to soy? Maybe Annie should really plant a voice recorder in your shirt. After, you entirely trash your own dressing room (who ever knew you even had one?) only to frame it on Annie and get her fired. JUST GREAT. Ultimately, your even the reason she gets a three day suspension.
OKAY, I’ll admit this girl has got some nerve and gut to be messing around with our hometown girl. She is turning into a true Beverly Hills b****. BUT sometime, enough is enough. Just when you think she’s caused enough harm, OH WAIT…there’s more.
Showing up in Liam’s room? HOW DARE SHE. I don’t think he’s called you the F word yet, has he? You do not, I repeat do NOT look in any angle, shape, or form look cute wearing Liam’s shirt. WTF, I swear, you WILL NEVER in your life even be able to dream of getting with Liam. Not going back home to face all the collateral damage you’ve caused is NO excuse.
THIS IS GETTING PERSONAL. I wish I had a punching bag with her face on it or just a picture, literally. Either way, it’d be destroyed.
Besides, where’s the sexy little soccer player? Too bad Marco wasn’t at the Mandate. Or was he?
GOSH, Dixon and Navid’s moves probably scared him off. What is heaven’s name did they think they were doing? Are you sure Teddy’s the gay one. I’m really starting to have second doubts.
NEW FLASH GUYS: Heading to the Mandate will DEFINITELY not be helping business at Shirazi Studios 2.0
T’was quite pleasant to see Liam and Teddy have a little heart to heart (now that I think about it, probably the only one they’re ever going to have unless Liam soon turns gay too. OKAY, let’s pray that doesn’t EVER happen.)
YO! Silver/Navid, I don’t think Ade a little puppy you can just distract with a reality TV SHOW, come on (although she did used to own one, what happened to Beyonce?) I think it’s gonna take a little more to get that __________ out of the way. But The Hills meet The Kardashians, really? What has our world come to.
Yeah Navid, you totally want Ade to be just happy. Famous last words of the cheater, nothing else to be said. AND, Silver..if you thought Ade was already a pain in the rear end, wait and see now. Your life is about to become a living hell. Guess not wearing earrings didn’t dodge this damned bullet.
NAOMI, a hot guys calendar is one of the GENIUS (okay, more like RIDICULOUS) ideas you’ve come up with. But because it’s you, let’s not be amazed. HEY, if it gets the people in Africa water, s’all good. Whatever floats your boat and gets you into CU right? We all know there’s no other way to get erased off that waiting list. I mean haven’t you already tried pretending that you care about the environment (which made you wear sweats), dating the dean’s son, then finally caught cheating on him by his mom with his roommate. WHAT A DIVA. Girlfriend, you just got rejected by a nerd? I wonder how far she’s gonna go for that? Guess he really didn't go GAGA for her.
And that brings us to IVY. It was TOTALLY awesome duuude, getting to see her all wasted and with an Indian guy? EVEN BETTER. How random is that, cuz Indians are THE people that usually get wasted and high. Mom steals your pot, so we go with medical marijuana? SMART GIRL, I mean Laurel did tell her to go see a therapist, right? Watchin cartoons, gettin cookies stlen, watchin jets take off above our heads is the LIFE. It doesn’t get any better. Except with Dixon. AWKWARD MOMENT. Give up already, boy has moved on.
AND NOW, to actually what this episode what about. Finally, 90210 decided to show Annie and Liam together for a complete min, kudos to them.
OMFGOMFGOMFG, Emily Bradford. I don’t even know where to start. I GUESS I COULD NAME YOU THE NEW . First you lie to all of her friends about being shallow and superficial, are you sure you’re not talking about yourself? PSHHH, says the girl who is a fake brunette. Then ACCIDENTALLY, bumping into Liam in the hallways, just to say you are the poor little Emily you are. SERIOUSLY, CUT THE BS OUT. Next thing you know, you’re allergic to soy? Maybe Annie should really plant a voice recorder in your shirt. After, you entirely trash your own dressing room (who ever knew you even had one?) only to frame it on Annie and get her fired. JUST GREAT. Ultimately, your even the reason she gets a three day suspension.
OKAY, I’ll admit this girl has got some nerve and gut to be messing around with our hometown girl. She is turning into a true Beverly Hills b****. BUT sometime, enough is enough. Just when you think she’s caused enough harm, OH WAIT…there’s more.
Showing up in Liam’s room? HOW DARE SHE. I don’t think he’s called you the F word yet, has he? You do not, I repeat do NOT look in any angle, shape, or form look cute wearing Liam’s shirt. WTF, I swear, you WILL NEVER in your life even be able to dream of getting with Liam. Not going back home to face all the collateral damage you’ve caused is NO excuse.
THIS IS GETTING PERSONAL. I wish I had a punching bag with her face on it or just a picture, literally. Either way, it’d be destroyed.
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