Turn the Heat Up

90210, I am surprised to say this week was actually satisfying (in a way) and made me think that my time watching it was worthwhile again. The show’s finally bringing back some intenseness.

GOOD OLD YOGA RETREATS, maybe they are for the better sometimes. [OR NOT]

LOKA SAMASTHA SUKHINO BHAVANTU. Om Shanti Shanti Shanti. Get the sloka chanting on!

90210 bringing back the whole adoption thing was pretty interesting, looks like they do kinda care what happened in season 1. I think Ade was a little less annoying and in your face this episode, don’t you think?

NAOMI, of course it was a yoga retreat you needed to realize the rich spoiled brat you are. DING! The light bulb finally went on. Yes you have lots of money and can actually donate it to a cause. Staying there for another week? Let’s see how long the spiritually actually lasts. [I hear she’s going to throw Guru Sona a party, WTF?]

OH GOD, Silver. You disgust me now, what happened to the unique girl we all used to love? Doing it right there in a see through tent with the person your cheating on right across the path? We don’t need to see it, get yourselves a proper room. Don’t try going all Naomi on this (Remember how she did it with Liam in the woods at that school retreat?) JUST UNFORGIVABLE, enough said.

LET’S FACE IT, Navid is no more the nice and sweet guy. CHEATER. What happened to your self-control? At least we can say that Silver was not in a normal state after sweating for 5 hours.

WHERE WAS TEDDY THIS WEEK? Maybe, him and Ian were also turning the heat on. Too bad none of us saw it.


Gotta say, Annie and Liam….you two were the highlight of the night! You guys are such soul mates that even the ringtone to both your phones are the exact same, LOL.
Except, “Come see me tomorrow. We belong together.” UHHHHHH, firstly…Annie don’t those words seem a little bit odd coming from Liam? WOAAHHH, Charlie there…..You win the Olympic gold medal for sending texts behind a person’s back, seriously, you couldn’t think of anything better?

DIXON, my friend….you need to stop worrying about how big your chest is and get yourself a storyline. Except for who knows, have a friend bail on your plans, and you can score a delicious dinner with your mom every Friday night. FUN RIGHT?

Debbie, stop dating your children’s teachers, and Ryan…spending the whole night in a closet munching on potato chips is what you deserve for that. [They’re just BLEHHHHHH.]

Emily: BACKOFF YOU BACKSTABBING BLONDIE. Who do you think you are, trying to play copy cat with Annie? Just when we thought Lannie was going to last, HERE COMES CHAOS. That raging psychotic also happened to see Mathews and Deb. OH GEEZ.