MAAAAAAAN, has it been a long time since we have hung out with our favorite kids or what? Technically speaking, 49 days. All in all 90210 gave us a pretty commendable episode I shall say. I enjoyed every moment of it without any complains. I liked them going out of their standard realm, escaping their problems. Perfect timing for the Spring Break episode , but too bad mine doesn’t include private jets, unchaperoned vacations in Mexico, and underage drinking. YES, I know it’s a tragic story. I guess everyone does have their own definitions of break.
We were already off to a good start with a LANNIE scene. Finally, have the show runners decided to give those two their much needed screen time. Annie was swinging to Spanish tunes, “Latino ceinto nueve punto siete!”. She is a girl of seasons. Talk about the planning and all. According to her Spring Break consists of swimming with the dolphins, eating churros, mariachi bands, and going to clubs where people dance in pits of foam. I love how Liam perks up at the thought of skinny dipping being on the agenda, but “shower now, kiss later” becomes the slogan for the day. The two spend a peaceful day throughout the streets of CABO, until Annie gets bitten by a cheeky monkey (or overgrown tree rat according to Liam). Yeah, random, I know. Well Liam definitely warned you, “You know how I feel about animals in people clothes”, LOL. As Annie lies in bed all day, Liam does his boyfriend thing bringing all of Mexico’s goodness to her. He does love a girl who loves churros and swimming with the dolphins. They ended on a strong note and this gesture finally makes them worthy of being and seem like a 90210 couple. CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THESE TWO. Oh yeah, btw….love the picture.
We see them headed to CABO as they’re boarding the plane. Yes Liam, LIFE IS SWEET. No long waiting lines, no security, no crying babies. But wait, with all the girl trouble Navid’s in, I think he was the crying baby at the end.
Naomi shows up in her convertible, lookin’ HOT and bringing Max along? She DID never have light baggage. I love the expression on Annie and Silver’s faces. Everyone believing her story. Apparently she’s failing Precalc and there’s a big math test when they return. Therefore, she needs a tutor, WOW. BTW, ever wonder who paid for the private jet and fancy vacation at a 5 star hotel? It was either Miss Clark’s trust fund or the Teddy Montgomery Foundation. The secret lovers spend most of their time in Mexico inside the hotel room, and to Naomi’s surprise, Max is no charity case, but more like a prodigy in bed. He’s been hitting it up with the band geeks instead. Following that, he figures that Naomi is really failing math and actually tutors her as she passes a practice test. HECK YEAH, double whammy!
As expected, the whirlwind of drama steps into the plane, and there comes CHAOS following her. Silver and Ade are instantly at each other’s throats the minute they step onto the plane. Fasten your seat belts, we can already tell this is going to a rough ride. Spring Break for these two is an entirely different concept. It’s the chance to immaturely sabotage and express their hatred towards each other. 90210 does really know how to do a girl fight. Each of the tricks were intently devious. I mean first Silver passion and craving for guacamole, switching bottled water for tap delivered by the towel boy, and then replacing sunscreen with moisturizer. CLASSIC MOVES. But I really do think Ade's bathing suit is uglier.Silver then throws up all night while Ade comes to give her consolations, and Adrianna comes storming into the late night fiesta looking like a grilled lobster. Gotta love it. JUST HYSTERICAL. To finish it all off, the girls decide to take it down to the pool. I loved how Navid and Teddy immediately jumped into the water right after.
As it was finally looking like the two were getting on the road to reconciliation with Navid’s much required apology, Silver’s refusal to leave Navid definitely ignited Ade back to her fireworks. The minute Ade showed up at Silver’s after their return, we all knew something was up. She claims to be such a mess and asks to “use” her bathroom, switching her bipolar meds. Just for the record, Ade looked absolutely fine.
On the other scheme of things, Teddy’s story kept me quite entertained. But evidently, his pickup lines do need more work, as they even failed with Marco. He was being the fun free bachelor just looking for some fun until he hit the real bachelor. Teddy ran into Tripp, the now Princeton stud, who was his roommate at Exeter, and apparently his first boy crush. That’s why he left school, because the thought of liking a boy freaked him out too much. Anyways, they meet up for beer later and unable to hold back, Teddy blurts out he’s gay. To his surprise, so is Tripp. HALLELUJAH! The steaming-hot make out session at the bar led all the way to hotel #126. Teddy did get what he was looking for until he got to meet “the boyfriend” of Tripps near the pool. AWKWARD, yeah…they have an open relationship. Except, not so sweet for Teddy as he realizes he’s becoming the relationship type. GO TEDDY! Don’t worry it’s not a bad thing. He then dials it up to Marco for that free tennis lesson...
Oh and then we come to Ivy, she's really starting to bore me. She needs to be the upbeat, carefree, idiotic, surfer-go-girl she was. The Raj storyline is okay, but not the drugs, freaked out about surfing. They just don't play. Why does Dixon have to be her nurse all the time. I know I'm saying this for the 117th time, but he needs a storyline.
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