So, we started out a little mellow. Nice to see the guys hanging out, playing pool, doing their thang. EXCEPT, that little awkward encounter with our friend Teddy here. I mean, just cuz he’s gay doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to go watch a girl’s volleyball game, right? PLEASE.
Besides, where’s the sexy little soccer player? Too bad Marco wasn’t at the Mandate. Or was he?
GOSH, Dixon and Navid’s moves probably scared him off. What is heaven’s name did they think they were doing? Are you sure Teddy’s the gay one. I’m really starting to have second doubts.
NEW FLASH GUYS: Heading to the Mandate will DEFINITELY not be helping business at Shirazi Studios 2.0
T’was quite pleasant to see Liam and Teddy have a little heart to heart (now that I think about it, probably the only one they’re ever going to have unless Liam soon turns gay too. OKAY, let’s pray that doesn’t EVER happen.)
YO! Silver/Navid, I don’t think Ade a little puppy you can just distract with a reality TV SHOW, come on (although she did used to own one, what happened to Beyonce?) I think it’s gonna take a little more to get that __________ out of the way. But The Hills meet The Kardashians, really? What has our world come to.
Yeah Navid, you totally want Ade to be just happy. Famous last words of the cheater, nothing else to be said. AND, Silver..if you thought Ade was already a pain in the rear end, wait and see now. Your life is about to become a living hell. Guess not wearing earrings didn’t dodge this damned bullet.
NAOMI, a hot guys calendar is one of the GENIUS (okay, more like RIDICULOUS) ideas you’ve come up with. But because it’s you, let’s not be amazed. HEY, if it gets the people in Africa water, s’all good. Whatever floats your boat and gets you into CU right? We all know there’s no other way to get erased off that waiting list. I mean haven’t you already tried pretending that you care about the environment (which made you wear sweats), dating the dean’s son, then finally caught cheating on him by his mom with his roommate. WHAT A DIVA. Girlfriend, you just got rejected by a nerd? I wonder how far she’s gonna go for that? Guess he really didn't go GAGA for her.